The advice thread

[goodcat]

Thats another thread down the pan. None of these constitute advice, they are just silly sayings.

Bogus

sorry i thought it was just a light-hearted thread so i took it light-heartedly. i didnt realise it was meant to be a serious thread.
look both ways when crossing the road.
better?

[Diezel Weazel]

last time I was here you'd started building a huge shed, did it get done?

Ditto....
So Tony how's your extension doing ?

There's always a Payback .. Ya don't know where n ya never know when tho !!

[JUDWAK]

I heard someone say...

"It's not rape if you shout SUPRISE first"


Now, I obviously did not find the above phrase funny in any way.

that like one i heard

''its only ilegal if they say owt''

not that i found it funny in any way too

[slobodan]

I heard someone say...

"It's not rape if you shout SUPRISE first"


Now, I obviously did not find the above phrase funny in any way.

[madison]

What you think is what you feel.
"There is neither good nor ill but thinking makes it so". (Shakespeare).

This is advise with is given by professionals to people who are having personal and medical problems.

[JUDWAK]

Someone is.....

hey, last time I was here you'd started building a huge shed, did it get done?

no it cost me 2500 quid just for footings i broke mi truck again
wife had an op and lost her job
somethings of mine were stolen/missing still no sighn of em
so i ran out of money
got a great big slab of concreat tho and 7 nowtons concreat block a round it
but its a start init

1.5 meters deep them are


cost too much to fill in


had a work force to pay for too and the hire of tools and stuff

[JUDWAK]

Well just stop it then!

i said it stuck with me

[TonyN]

if you talk b0llocks some fecker will tell ya so

Someone is.....

hey, last time I was here you'd started building a huge shed, did it get done?

[slobodan]

it dont matter who ya are were ya come from or how much ya got
if you talk b0llocks some fecker will tell ya so

my old gaffer told me that
it stuck with me

Well just stop it then!

[JUDWAK]

it dont matter who ya are were ya come from or how much ya got
if you talk b0llocks some fecker will tell ya so

my old gaffer told me that
it stuck with me

[murph]

a good run is better than a bad stand!!!

[TonyN]

Thats another thread down the pan.....

Bogus

Yeah, good init, I missed this place, nice to be back.....

[Bogus]

What you think is what you feel.
"There is neither good nor ill but thinking makes it so". (Shakespeare).

if you dont push back your not gay.

lovely guy that Brian.

If you go to bed with an itchy bum,you will wake up with a smelly finger!!!lol

your only as young as the girl you feel

Thats another thread down the pan. None of these constitute advice, they are just silly sayings.

Bogus

[yoshie]

My dad always told me to keep looking down.
He reckoned that you could smell the bullsh1t more clearly

In that theme, I was once told by a Yorkshire man.

"I'm to old a cat to be f uced by a kitten"

Never heard it before or since, but has stuck with me.

[JUDWAK]

my mum all ways said to me
''grow up stupid''

so i did