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[BioHazard]

or AN engine.

dumbass.

yes i did get that text. at first i thought you were just talking about your usual dressing up antics! very funny it was - you don't fancy posting that in the jokes section then?

Best not ..........but imagine the crimewatch reconstruction

[logey79]

or AN engine.

dumbass.

yes i did get that text. at first i thought you were just talking about your usual dressing up antics! very funny it was - you don't fancy posting that in the jokes section then?

[BioHazard]

Freudian slip?

no my feelings about the sport wrapped up in on word ...........


Oh and it doesnot have a Engine

[Albannach]

Well said .......... thats a better way of looking at it

the weirdest thing is how they can run around, with their shit covering their face and not trip and break their nose After getting a goal

Freudian slip?

[BioHazard]

That's not a drunken rant, it's the truth. Although, to be fair, only 20 are poofs, the goalies are heterosexual.

The aim of football, the 'goal' if you like, is to get kissed and cuddled by your team mates. This kissing, cuddling and frolicking on the ground only happens when you manage to get the relatively small ball into the inordinately large 'goals'. The only person able to stop this is the heterosexual goalkeeper, he doesn't like watching the blatant homosexual displays on the pitch.

Also worth remembering is that goalies tend to wear proper clothing, whereas the others run around scantily clad, I assume to get more flesh contact whilst kissing.

Well said .......... thats a better way of looking at it

the weirdest thing is how they can run around, with their shit covering their face and not trip and break their nose After getting a goal

[Bogus]

That's not a drunken rant, it's the truth. Although, to be fair, only 20 are poofs, the goalies are heterosexual.

The aim of football, the 'goal' if you like, is to get kissed and cuddled by your team mates. This kissing, cuddling and frolicking on the ground only happens when you manage to get the relatively small ball into the inordinately large 'goals'. The only person able to stop this is the heterosexual goalkeeper, he doesn't like watching the blatant homosexual displays on the pitch.

Also worth remembering is that goalies tend to wear proper clothing, whereas the others run around scantily clad, I assume to get more flesh contact whilst kissing.

Must admit I never quite saw it like that before, I always saw rugby as being the homo-erotic sport, what with all these guys mauling and scrumming and generally handling each other. Football clearly does it with more subtlety.

Bogus

[J_D]

wont be flux,it will be equity red star,greenflag or brittania/csma

It's equity red star. Been good the couple of times I've used them, got a relay tow from uni back home for 12 hours with no hassle. Definitely got my £50 worth out of them!

[JUDWAK]

That's not a drunken rant, it's the truth. Although, to be fair, only 20 are poofs, the goalies are heterosexual.

The aim of football, the 'goal' if you like, is to get kissed and cuddled by your team mates. This kissing, cuddling and frolicking on the ground only happens when you manage to get the relatively small ball into the inordinately large 'goals'. The only person able to stop this is the heterosexual goalkeeper, he doesn't like watching the blatant homosexual displays on the pitch.

Also worth remembering is that goalies tend to wear proper clothing, whereas the others run around scantily clad, I assume to get more flesh contact whilst kissing.

thats wicked

[Albannach]

Like your drunken rants about football (22 poofs running around)

That's not a drunken rant, it's the truth. Although, to be fair, only 20 are poofs, the goalies are heterosexual.

The aim of football, the 'goal' if you like, is to get kissed and cuddled by your team mates. This kissing, cuddling and frolicking on the ground only happens when you manage to get the relatively small ball into the inordinately large 'goals'. The only person able to stop this is the heterosexual goalkeeper, he doesn't like watching the blatant homosexual displays on the pitch.

Also worth remembering is that goalies tend to wear proper clothing, whereas the others run around scantily clad, I assume to get more flesh contact whilst kissing.

[Diezel Weazel]

Been with Britannia Rescue 15 years @ £43
It's now £80 ish for two Vehicles n that Includes the wife's *itsy too !!!!

There's always a Payback .... Just don't expect a Warning !!!!

[darkdezigns]

Im with Flux rescue.


Not used them yet but my Dad had his car recovered in belguim and taken to the ferry, put on the ferry an then a truck was waiting when they arrived to take it off..

The whole trip was non stop an spot on according to my dad.

Thats £50 for all that...

Pretty happy with that!

wont be flux,it will be equity red star,greenflag or brittania/csma

[RodLeach]

Im with Flux rescue.


Not used them yet but my Dad had his car recovered in belguim and taken to the ferry, put on the ferry an then a truck was waiting when they arrived to take it off..

The whole trip was non stop an spot on according to my dad.

Thats £50 for all that...

Pretty happy with that!

[Surf01]

I am also with Green Flag and if we break down on the way to a holiday place in the UK, they will take us and the caravan there and if the vehicle cannot be fixed locally will then take the vehicle and the caravan home. All for £66 and another £21 to cover the wife's car.
Meant to add, aren't AA part of Centrica which own British Gas. Need I say any more?

[darkdezigns]

I went for Green Flag after I got the Panda, Recovery Plus for £66

Take note, this policy is for the vehicle (with 19,000 miles declared) not the driver.



Trev

these are the guys to go with

[BioHazard]

[quote=Brummie;519007]

Like your drunken rants about football (22 poofs running around)

You missed out overpriced, overpaid
Logey I like your thoughts

Sorry must try harder