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    An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

    The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

    The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

    "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question ."

    "And what is that?" asked the priest.

    "Should I tell her the war is over?"
    Time flies like a bullet,fruit flies like a banana

  • #2
    Aahha, this is very funny, but I think this man should tell the girl everything. By the way, I was recently at Monte Casino and I didn’t like their service at all. In addition, after a while I noticed that the dealer often changes cards and does not allow anyone to win, so I came to the conclusion that there was only one deception around and I decided to go home and play my favorite online games syndicate.casino slots. I recently found out about this casino and in a few weeks I was able to win about $ 2,000 and I like to make money like that because it is very easy and fast money. So if you are good at playing slots and don’t get into the excitement, you can try to make money there .
    Last edited by RoyFollman; 6 November 2019, 17:08.


    • #3
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      • #4
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        • #5
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          Last edited by Urania93; 1 September 2020, 11:29.


          • #6
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