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  • The New Pub

    An old guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

    #1 CHEESE-BURGER: £1.50
    #2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50
    #3 HAND-JOB: £10.00

    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men.

    "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

    "I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

    "Yes," she purrs, "I am."

    The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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